You guys, he is, like amazing and wonderful and all those other things that people say about their new partners so I'll just shut up.
But he's going to be making an appearance in plenty of future blog posts so I added him to the cast page (I also added a cast page - if you hover over the "blog" tab it should be in the drop down menu in case you forget who's who when I start mentioning my partners)
For the purposes of this blog, my guy will be called TNBT which stands for "The Next Big Thing" This, of course, is a reference to me having dated a few guys (Ok, fine, more than a few) and having high hopes that were dashed repeatedly as they would turn out to be... um... not awesome. Yeah, let's call it that.
Anyways, since if I get on here and proclaim him to be the be-all and end-all of what my kinky self desires it's guaranteed to make him suddenly mention that he wants to sleep with my sister or some other deal breaker, so I figured I'd give him a name that implies he's just a flash in the pan. I'm being ironic. Like a fucking hipster.
One could also infer from this nickname that my new boyfriend is rather well endowed. I mean, if you think I'm the sort of girl that would put on the internet that her new boyfriend has a huge cock then I guess you can make that sort of inference.
Oh wait... you guys know what kind of girl I am, don't you?
Anyways, be happy for me. Seriously, I am ordering you to feel joy on my behalf. If it helps, the regular sex has gotten me writing again :-)
That's it for now. I'm sure there will be more to come later. (Pun totally intended)